Definitions by Alsace-Lorraine=german 1871

Lego

After a landmine the worst thin that can happen to your foot. It can save you from an uncle trying to rape you at night.

"Uncle Benjamin wanted to rape me at night. But he stepped on a Lego and died."

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Imagine someone tells you something and you don`t know what you say. That`s what you say.

"I was masturbating and came just as my mother entered the room. I ended up coming all over her."
"So relatable."

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