clyptomanic

a disorder in which someone (for no reason or basis) fears social interactions, steals randomly just to see if they can get away with it, and randomly starts dancing
Someone who is (improperly) labeled as a cleptomaniac and doesn't actually want the things they take and is afraid of people probably has a clyptomanic disorder instead.
by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006
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clypto

a person who has a clypto disorder- in which the person fears social interactions, making decisions, and has a spastic colon
a friend of mine is a clypto and barely ever leaves her room, except to run to the bathroom.
by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006
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clypto

a friend of mine is a clypto and takes things from people just to see if they'll notice and then randomly starts dancing when they don't notice anything is missing.
by Allyson Stoller September 24, 2006
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