Allegedly...'s definitions

Matturbation

It's what a married guy named Matt aka Harry Frotteur has to resort to for the next year or two when his wife knows he is in some serious fucking trouble

Hey look it's Matturbation isn't that the guy who brought a book about vagina and pubic hair into work after touching that woman and his wife knows he's guilty and now it doesn't matter if he can get it up

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

NDA

Non disclosure agreement

When you have done bad things and you and the CEO don't want people to know so you try and push a woman into signing an NDA

Hi I'm Mr Matturbation. I can't believe you won't drop this lawsuit. Sign the NDA FFS so my wife will believe my bullshit.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

CEO

Coverup Everything Officer

CEO : this is the Coverup Everything Officer speaking. Please bury the investigation report. The Freedom of Information request is refused.

FOI officer : the freedom of information request is refused. It will take us so many hours to stick paper in a photocopier and black out some words. It doesn't matter that you offered to pay for our time to take an already collated investigation file and copy it. It is a big job to photocopy shit we don't want you to see.

HR : not a problem.

Lawyer: no problem. We will continue to refuse access to the investigation report. After all access has been refused for a year and a half now.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Dumblecunt

When you are such a sick fuck perv that you give a woman the choice of nicknames Matturbation and Harry Frotteur to choose from.

That's right the Dumblecunt admitted to enough dirty shit on a tape that I possess that he can't sue me for defamation by calling him Harry Frotteur or Matturbation. Hahahahaha what a Dumblecunt

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

It's the words coming out of a local government when they realise there is no way she is signing an NDA

Woman : sorry means admitting EVERYTHING you did. I'm not signing that NDA. P.S. love that audio of you admitting enough you can't get me for defamation by speaking the truth

Matturbation : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

CEO : Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit, Oh Shit

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Matturbate

When you are a guy named Matt and your missus is hell pissed at you this is your new favorite verb.

Hey I'm Matt and I'm in the shit, guess I gonna go Matturbate

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019

Harry Frotteur

Another name for a pervert who likes to put his body against women without their consent

Oh my god it's Harry Frotteur aka my old boss, quick run before he uses your body to get the hard on he says he can.

by Allegedly... October 18, 2019