All Bets Hedged's definitions

Trade Winds

When three or more people press their buttholes together and pass gas.

Little did she know that experiencing Trade Winds would improve her sex life.

by All Bets Hedged February 17, 2020

Galstate Exam

Proatate exam for a trans man.

He didn't have a prostate sop we gave them a galstate exam

by All Bets Hedged December 12, 2023

Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2020

Bips

The slapping sounds created when the scrotum bounces off of the sexual partner’s ass during each penetrating thrust of the penis

My neighbor was at it again, and I couldn’t tell if it was drums or bips

by All Bets Hedged June 12, 2021

Pumping out the Poison

The irrational need to masturbate when hungover.

I felt like complete shit but I was still pumping out the poison.

by All Bets Hedged October 19, 2021

Caprifun

When you drink the ejaculate from the inside of a recently used condom.

I'm not drinking out of this used rubber for your approval, I am just enjoying a Caprifun.

by All Bets Hedged June 20, 2022

Dilling

When you use a dill pickle to scratch the inside of your anus.

I had an itchy butt so I decided dilling was my best option.

by All Bets Hedged October 27, 2022