Definitions by All Bets Hedged

Dripping Faucet 

When an elderly gentleman ejaculates into a woman’s mouth, but she has to crane her neck and extend her tongue in order to catch the seeping semen from the tip of his decrepit phallus

She didn’t enjoy dripping faucets but she needed to pay her rent.

Dripping Faucet by All Bets Hedged November 30, 2020

Clarking 

The act of stuffing ones testicles in their own anus then farting them out.

Everything was going fine till they started clarking.

Clarking by All Bets Hedged June 26, 2020

Touching Felt 

When one reaches into another’s pants and grazes the top of the pubic hairline with their fingertips.

I wasn’t trying to be too forward but decided touching felt was a good move.

Touching Felt by All Bets Hedged May 22, 2020

N95’ing 

When you cover a woman’s mouth and nose in semen.

Keeping ladies safe these days by N95’ing them.

N95’ing by All Bets Hedged April 20, 2020

Dom’s Bottom Drawer 

A mans asshole

Bryce tried to put his totem pole in Dom’s Bottom Drawer

Dom’s Bottom Drawer by All Bets Hedged April 4, 2020

Meat out of the freezer 

When one unexpectedly ends an act of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Preston was quite surprised when Chandler pulled the meat out of the freezer.

Meat out of the freezer by All Bets Hedged March 31, 2020

Hot Pocket in the Freezer

When a person performs acts of sodomy with another in an outdoor setting with temperatures below freezing.

Kaleb was ready for a hot pocket in the freezer but it wasn’t cold enough outside.

Hot Pocket in the Freezer by All Bets Hedged March 7, 2020