Urban Dictionary: Definitions by All American Walrus Back Rider

Complanus

A person who complains about everything, and acts like an anus.

Wow! Debra is being a real complanus about me eating her dog!
She is a total complanus!

The party trick were a woman oils up her breasts and proceeds to lay on the floor and use them to propel herself. Commonly used in ritual sacrifice.

Holy cow!, can you believe that Bethany did the wopple flopper!!??

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.