All American Walrus Back Rider's definitions

wopple flopper

The party trick were a woman oils up her breasts and proceeds to lay on the floor and use them to propel herself. Commonly used in ritual sacrifice.

Holy cow!, can you believe that Bethany did the wopple flopper!!??

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021

Complanus

A person who complains about everything, and acts like an anus.

Wow! Debra is being a real complanus about me eating her dog!
She is a total complanus!

by All American Walrus Back Rider August 25, 2020

Splinterfusal

The act of getting a big ass splinter in yourself. Usually happens to total idiots who don't wear gloves or socks.

Help my father suffered a severe splinterfusal! Can you believe that Bethany is still complaining about her minor splinterfusal.

by All American Walrus Back Rider March 7, 2021