Definitions by Alisagirl1990

welfare baby 

A kid born just to keep a mother on welfare

I feel sorry for Joey he's a welfare baby so his mom doesn't have to work

welfare baby by Alisagirl1990 April 22, 2012

Rand McNally

A country off the coast of Argentina where people where hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people.

I am visiting Rand McNally this summer, I need to find hats in my shoe size.

Rand McNally by Alisagirl1990 March 7, 2012

lamictal 

A medication commonly perscribed for epilepsy and bipolar that doesn't work at all. In fact if you are bipolar it will make you have epilepsy and if epilepsy, it will make you bipolar and suicidal. It tastes like eating dry chalk and is nasty.

Man, I have to stop taking this lamictal, my doctor is a nut.

lamictal by AlisaGirl1990 December 5, 2009

Troll

verb: To go around pissing people off. Jonas Brothers and Disney channel fans are often victims of trolls.

Noun: someone who trolls.

v. That fangirl pissed me off, I am going to troll her

n. God she fails at being a troll.

Troll by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

failbrat 

A fangirl who keeps trying to make herself look good but her arguments come up short.

That girl is such a failbrat. She give the only good reason for like the Jonas Brothers is that they are "HAWT"

failbrat by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

Jonas Brothers Fangirls 

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.

"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB

Jonas Brothers Fangirls by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009

fanfuck 

A fanbrat who passed the brat stage

She is such a fanfuck, her comments now include death threats. >:(

fanfuck by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009