AlimonyBob's definitions

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.

Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Amish Tea Kettle

When you get a handjob, and the chick is jerking you so fast, that you get a friction burn, and you cum all over her, blinding her with your hot man liquid.

Dude, I promise you I will never go to that girls house again, she gave me the worst Amish Tea Kettle I've ever gotten!

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011

Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.

That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.

by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011