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Chernobylized

Someone so ugly, they look like they were in the Chernobyl disaster.
That bitch is so chernobylized, but I'm horny so whatevs.
by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011
mugGet the Chernobylizedmug.

Japanese Onion Ring

When you piss on someones face, getting it all through an onion ring, then shitting all over their face.
Bro, I so gave this girl a Japanese Onion Ring last night!
by AlimonyBob October 14, 2011
mugGet the Japanese Onion Ringmug.

Meat Mittens

The act of putting one of your hands up a girl's pussy, and the other up her asshole.
Barbara and I have a mutualistic relationship when we Meat Mittens during the winter time.
by AlimonyBob October 27, 2015
mugGet the Meat Mittensmug.

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