Alien Entity's definitions

surplus

Referring to a person, of no apparent worth or use

Politicians? Bunch o' surplus cunts the lot of 'em

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

microsoft

Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows

Fucking shit Microsoft programs

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

car

1) Form of 4-wheeled transportation
2) Knob on wheels for sexually inadequate men
3) Device for destroying the environment

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

newsgroup

An individual area of Usenet containing text posting vaguely related to the defined subject for the newsgroup. Web equivalent is a message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

IRC

Series of real-time text communication channels where people congregate to ask each other why no-one's saying anything interesting without realising it's because they are fuckwits who have nothing worthwhile to say to each other

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

fuckwit

Literally, one whose wit (intelligence) is fucked. Generally used as a term of abuse.

See also fucker, wanker, politician, arsecandle

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002