microsoft

Organisation bent on world domination masquerading as a software company.

See also Bill Gates; Windows

Fucking shit Microsoft programs

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

technogypsy

Some who lives a mobile life using communications technology to allow teleworking from anywhere in the world.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecandle

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

message board

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

IRC

Series of real-time text communication channels where people congregate to ask each other why no-one's saying anything interesting without realising it's because they are fuckwits who have nothing worthwhile to say to each other

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

politician

Person who so desires power that they have lost all notion of morality and will now do or say anything to acquire more power.

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002