Definitions by Alien Entity

troll

One who posts a deliberately provocative message to a newsgroup or message board with the intention of causing maximum disruption and argument

troll by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

newsgroup 

An individual area of Usenet containing text posting vaguely related to the defined subject for the newsgroup. Web equivalent is a message board

newsgroup by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

message board 

Web based forum for posting opinions and argument - mostly of an irrelevant nature

urban 75 is the UK's premiere message board

message board by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

Bollocks

1) The ultimate verbal expression of frustration
2) Utter rubbish
3) 'dog's bollocks' - can't be bettered

As a swear-word bollock is the dog's bollocks

Bollocks by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

manager 

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

manager by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

job 

Means by which at least 30% of your life is stolen from you to enrich the owners of a company making useless shit that some other poor idiot in a job will buy.

job by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

arsecandle 

Term of abuse coined by Chris Morris, creator of The Day Today and Brass Eye

You complete wankstains, you utter bunch of arsecandles

arsecandle by Alien Entity September 22, 2002