25 definitions by Ali T
(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.
Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.
by Ali T April 9, 2003
by Ali T April 3, 2003
A police officer who excells at use of the multiple chapters of motor vehicle law in an attempt to keep the motoring public alive and safe.
Also known as A25
Also known as A25
by Ali T April 9, 2003
by Ali T May 26, 2005
When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes
by Ali T May 15, 2003
Immediately after anal sex you the man pulls his cock out of the whore's ass and smears her shit around her mouth in a circle, making it look as if she has a mustache and goatee, except it's like a shitstache and shitee.
by Ali T April 28, 2003
by Ali T April 28, 2003