Ali T's definitions

cock monster

(Noun) A whore that craves the cock. She loves to rub it, suck it, and feel it in her. Also loves the feel of your jizz on her bare skin.

Dude, look at that rare corn fed cum guzzeling, dumpster diving North Easter NC variety of the cock monster. She loves the wang.

by Ali T April 8, 2003

greco roman wrestling

(VERB) Style of wrestling practiced in Olympic and international amateur competition. In Greco-Roman wrestling the legs may not be used in any way to obtain a fall, and no holds may be taken below the waist. The sole exception to this would be the fondeling of another mans package. It is comon during greco roman wrestling for the two men to grunt in each others ears whilest their sweaty bodies intermingle.

Greco Roman wrestling is disgusting

by Ali T May 11, 2003

fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.

Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.

by Ali T February 11, 2006

cock whore

Once a woman has sampled the Wang once in a few instances she can become a cock whore, meaning that she will go fourth and touch, feel, and taste as much cock as she humanly can. In a few rare documented cases she will turn into a cock monster. If curious please look up that definition for further info.

Ashely is quite the little cock whore, and is well on the path to becomeing a cock monster.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes

Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.

by Ali T May 14, 2003

Corn Hole

To stick your wang in her ass

Dude I corn holed his wife last night.

by Ali T January 6, 2007

cum guzzeling

A whore who loves to suck dick and swallow jizz.

"Check out suzy stink bitch, she's a cum guzzeling whore"

by Ali T April 3, 2003