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turnout

To have a have a successfull emptying of the bowels through the rectum.
I say Betty, I had a great turnout on 't' pot today.
by Ali T May 30, 2005
mugGet the turnoutmug.

whalin

When you go on a hunt to lay the bone to a fat chcik.
Imm gonna get me some fat lovin tonight becuase I am goin whalin.
by Ali T April 21, 2003
mugGet the whalinmug.

masturbathon

When you try to jerk off but are unable to reach orgasam for whatever reason, causeing you to jerk off for what seems to be an eternity yet is only 26.2 minutes
Dude, I went for a quick wank and that shit turned out to be a masterbathon.
by Ali T May 14, 2003
mugGet the masturbathonmug.

condom raw

After several hours of boneing a worish slut your dick begins to get irritated due to the condom's lubrication evaperating
Person 1 "Dude I was so drunk and her cum box was so boored out that I couldn't bust my nut and ended up getting condom Raw"
Person 2 "Holy shit bro, so what did you do?"
Person 1 "I jerked off in the condom and threw it in her eye like a cum balloon, causing that bitch temporary blindness"
by Ali T May 14, 2003
mugGet the condom rawmug.

puke and rally

Can be used to define a number of things. Usally when you are drinking get all fucked up, vomit, and begin to drik again. However it can be used to describe any event that made you puke and you then resumed with even more gusto than before
I was soo drunk then I made a puke and rally and got even more wasted.
by Ali T April 21, 2003
mugGet the puke and rallymug.

greco roman wrestling

(VERB) Style of wrestling practiced in Olympic and international amateur competition. In Greco-Roman wrestling the legs may not be used in any way to obtain a fall, and no holds may be taken below the waist. The sole exception to this would be the fondeling of another mans package. It is comon during greco roman wrestling for the two men to grunt in each others ears whilest their sweaty bodies intermingle.
by Ali T May 11, 2003
mugGet the greco roman wrestlingmug.

fag wagon

Derogatory term for an ambulance. Typically said by firefighters.
Where in the hell is the fag wagon to pick up this jackass patient.
by Ali T February 11, 2006
mugGet the fag wagonmug.

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