Definitions by Alfonso of Fyshwick

quid in the till 

An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")

Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.

quid in the till by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 22, 2006

coitdog 

An obsequious grovelling toerag who has their brown nose up the "coit" (arsehole") of a person in authority. Derived from the fact that dogs always sniff coits.

I was put on detention because that filthy little coitdog dobbed me in.

coitdog by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 20, 2006

BEDFLUTE

A term coined by well known Australian social commentors Rampaging Roy Slaven and HG Nelson for the "glans penis".

Warney's skillful use of the bedflute has made him a legend in the horizontal folkdancing community.

BEDFLUTE by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 11, 2005

coit 

Australian slang for assehole

get off your fat coit and get me a beer. I can't I'm too pissed.

coit by Alfonso of Fyshwick October 9, 2005