Alfie The Horndog's definitions
Me dad told me that he enjoyed beating up "Benny Boys" with a metal baton when he was a drill sargeant in the army just before the Korean war.
by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005
Get the Benny Boy mug.A type of abortion where the living baby is taken partly out of the womb before it is legally killed by the deliverer. Basically partial abortions allow insane women to change their mind even at the last second before it officially becomes murder.
by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005
Get the partial abortion mug.A word Santa Clause says three times when he sees your wife, mother and sister together in the same room.
by Alfie The Horndog August 7, 2005
Get the ho mug.by Alfie The Horndog August 10, 2005
Get the moon dragon mug.In professional wrestling, someone who deliberately loses to another wrestler. A "jobber" is someone who almost always loses to other wrestlers.
by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
Get the jobs mug.The nickname of an obese professional wrestler in the Pacific Northwest. Famous for spitting high into the air and catching the loogey in his mouth.
by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
Get the moondog mug.Full Name: Weird Al Yankovich.
Funny guy who writes great lyrics usually as parodies of infectious hit songs. A common misconception is that Weird Al writes lyrics to make fun of other artists, but that simply is not true. He always gets permission from the artists before he publishes his parodies. The one time an artist complained about a parody that Weird Al wrote, it turned out to be communication error. Sometimes artists will even approach him to do parodies of their songs.
Some musicians have noted that in order for one to know if they have really "made it" in the music business is to have one of your songs parodied by Al!
Although his lyrics are funny, often VERY funny, Weird Al doesn't have the best voice, nor is he the best entertainer. In fact many find that his vocals and accordian accompaniments are very annoying.
Funny guy who writes great lyrics usually as parodies of infectious hit songs. A common misconception is that Weird Al writes lyrics to make fun of other artists, but that simply is not true. He always gets permission from the artists before he publishes his parodies. The one time an artist complained about a parody that Weird Al wrote, it turned out to be communication error. Sometimes artists will even approach him to do parodies of their songs.
Some musicians have noted that in order for one to know if they have really "made it" in the music business is to have one of your songs parodied by Al!
Although his lyrics are funny, often VERY funny, Weird Al doesn't have the best voice, nor is he the best entertainer. In fact many find that his vocals and accordian accompaniments are very annoying.
I THOUGHT I was getting tired of Achy-Breaky Heart until Weird Al did a parody of it. Now I KNOW I'm sick of it, AND the parody.
by Alfie The Horndog September 3, 2005
Get the Weird Al mug.