Alexi's definitions

KKKmart

Where a Klan member shops

I am a member of the KKK, I get all my goods at the KKKmart.

by Alexi November 7, 2003

Parlez-Vous

It means "Do you speak" in the French language.

Person 1: Parlez vous Francais?
Person 2: Oui. (oui means yes)

by Alexi November 11, 2003

weapon of mass insertion

What a penis is. You can insert it into many things. For example: mouth, pussy, butthole, eyes.....

I have a weapon of mass insertion in my pants. Care to suck it?

by Alexi November 11, 2003

Windows

In my opinion, Windows is a fairly nice operating system that I haven't had any problems with since we installed XP.

Windows XP is better than Windows ME.

by Alexi November 12, 2003

Windows ME

A disgrace to the Windows name. It is chock full of errors and glitches.

Win ME user: Uh oh...Windows ME crashed again.
Win XP user: Install Windows XP today!

by Alexi November 12, 2003

Viagra

The type of spam I get in my e-mail box every day.

*reads e-mail* "Free Generic V.iagra",
"Online Pharmacy", "Can't get it up?", "Get V I A G R A and Phentermine Online!"

The weird thing is, is that I'm not a male.

by Alexi November 12, 2003

The Worst System Ever Made

see virtual boy. You can only see red and black in those things.

The Worst System Ever Made has to be the Virtual Boy, seeing as it was a disgrace to the Nintendo name.

by Alexi June 11, 2006