Alexander Papsmear's definitions

cankerberry

A word used by spammers to replace "cock" in the subject of an email in a deliberate attempt to throw off your spam filter.

Subject: Mom in lacy nightie succkking my cankerberry

by Alexander Papsmear January 5, 2006

jew canoe

Any Lexus SUV that cruises the LIE (Long Island Expressway)

Honey, lets take the jew canoe to the bagel shop!

by Alexander Papsmear February 4, 2005

queef jerky

An old, dried up piece of cunny

Grandma's pussy has turned to queef jerky!

by Alexander Papsmear April 7, 2005

Julatto

A Jewish Oreo Cookie. One who has both a Jewish and a black parent.

As a julatto, Lenny Kravitz can both dance AND manage money!

by Alexander Papsmear August 31, 2007