Alex in East Los Angeles's definitions

SoCal Distancing

Getting away from coronavirus overload. Taking a break from all of the social media and tv news reports.

Bruh, I'm so sick of CNN and KCAL 9 news' doom and gloom reporting on the coronavirus, I'm going down to Del Mar for a little SoCal Distancing.

by Alex in East Los Angeles May 4, 2020

Growler

An avalanche of fecal matter that demands being let loose from your intestines. A bowel movement which requires sprinting to the nearest bathroom.

When I went to El Pollo Loco, I knew it was a 50/50 shot. But ten minutes after downing two thighs, I sprinted to the can to let out a gigantic growler.

by Alex in East Los Angeles September 10, 2014

Bruins at 1

The time tested excuse by all UCLA Alums when they want to get out of doing something with their wives.

"Honey, don't forget that we are meeting with my parents at 2 for lunch."

"Oh sorry babe I thought I told you I was going out with the fellas today."

"You are?"

"Yeah. Bruins at 1!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 16, 2021

Curbinout

The new way to eat on Saturday nights during the Covid 19 pandemic. Restrictions on restaurants led to food being picked up curbside, limited seats inside, and eating in tents outside.

"Hey babe you wana get Cheng Du tonight?"

"Yeah are they fully open now?"

"Nah they still be Curbinout so I'll call ahead and pick it up curbside."

by Alex in East Los Angeles January 11, 2021

Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky

A 90s guy still rockin' a mullet. The high school quarterback from 1993 that just can't let the past go. Hasnt had his hair above his shoulders since junior high.

Holy crap I saw Brad at the grocery store and he was buying Combos and Mountain Dew and still had the mullett!! Talk about trapped in the 90s! What an Achy Breaky Bad Mistaky!

by Alex in East Los Angeles August 21, 2020

Fully Vaxxed

Simply put, making an F and a V gesture with your fingers.

I was at the gym and this meathead got in my face for not wearing a mask. I made the F V sign and said "whoa easy bruh Fully Vaxxed"!

by Alex in East Los Angeles May 28, 2021

Flor(COV)ida

The state of Florida. The world epicenter of the coronavirus. A world record holding state in COVID 19 cases. A state which ignores the greater good thus extending the pandemic and making the rest of the country look bad.

"Hey man wanna visit Kayce at U Miami she's taking summer classes there and had a great spot.". "Are you kidding me bruh?? No way I'm heading down to Flor(cov)Ida!!"

by Alex in East Los Angeles July 13, 2020