Alex Simms's definitions
A vicious prank requiring two pranksters and requiring the target to be nude (most likely a locker room shower). Prankster A pulls on the target’s penis. While the target is distracted, prankster B claps on the target’s testicles.
“Why is Bryan on the ground crying in the shower.”
“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”
“What is wrong with you two?”
“Colt and I just gave him a Pulled Pork Sandwich!”
“What is wrong with you two?”
by Alex Simms April 29, 2019
Get the Pulled Pork Sandwichmug. A bowel movement episode of such extreme blockage that when the fecal deposit is released it feels as if one has been violated from the inside out.
After three weeks of eating nothing but Kraft Mac n Cheese, I was greeted by the worst Epar Shit of my life.
by Alex Simms October 4, 2025
Get the Epar Shitmug. A midget on roller skates that wears all of an individual's clothes so that they can be pulled around an airport.
*as defined on SNL
*as defined on SNL
I'm sorry sir but if you're going to insist that that man is a "human suitcase" and NOT a passenger then he is going to have to be stowed away in the overhead bins.
by Alex Simms March 15, 2011
Get the Human Suitcasemug. Much like a bodaggot (being a clump of dried feces entangled with anus hair) a spligdaggot is a clump or dried semen entangled with frontal pubic hair.
Dude is that a spligdaggot? Don't you shower?
I don't know what happened. I just woke up and I was covered in spligdaggots!
I don't know what happened. I just woke up and I was covered in spligdaggots!
by Alex Simms March 6, 2008
Get the spligdaggotmug.