Alex Sabga's definitions

soft

The term used for an anus that has a soft, spongy, claylike feel to it.

"i put my finger in my soft and it smelt"

by Alex Sabga April 16, 2006

mix

A combination of 'poo' and 'wee' that have been mixed together, either in a receptacle of some sort or in the toilet bowl itself. Warning. Not to be consumed in any way, shape or form, Even on toast!

I fell in the mix, and it stunk real bad!

by Alex Sabga March 1, 2005

dirty air

The air that is expelled from an anus before, during or after excretion. Or entirley on its own. The 'dirty air' is usually warm to hot in temperature(about 60-70degreesC), and can be seen on cold days as a vapour cloud that is brownish in colour. Speeds recorded of dirty air have exceeded over 600 mph, over the speed of sound!

That was some foul dirty air i just smelt, johnnys ass stinks!

by Alex Sabga March 3, 2005