love sac

a store in the northridge mall with a freakin funny name. they also sell beanbag chairs.

hey, come check out my love sac, but be careful, i just pulled all the hairs off of it, and it might make you itchy.

by alex r March 14, 2005

do not feed the metroids

a simple statement, warding off those who think metriods are cute, and look hungry. metroids feed off of the life forces of other living creatures. feeding them your rations might reek havoc upon thier specialized digestive systems. also, if a metroid sucessfully recieves energy from any meal, it grows in size and strength. so by feeding a metroid in a holding tank, you are helping it escape.

if you are stupid enough to want to feed a metroid, why dont you just jump in the tank , and let it eat you?

by alex r May 30, 2005

choad

Hi mrs.tablert, your son broke a glass. choad means a penis that is wider than it is long, this long

Tyler Mckneal is not a choad.

by alex r January 13, 2003

acropetal

Of leaves or flowers; developing or opening from base to apex.

The town enjoyed an acropetal setting.

by Alex R January 23, 2004

serp

Nickname of popular American whistleblowing cop that in the early 1970s exposed the corruption in the force by refusing to take a cut of cash frequently extorted from local criminals. See also serpico and the film Serpico, it has Pacino and it's pretty good.

"Serp, let's face it. Who can trust a cop who don't take money?"

by Alex R April 10, 2004

the biz

show buisiness, baby. if you live in los angeles, i guarantee you have a connection.

i know the grandson of the creator of jag, ncis, and quantum leap. im connected, bitch.

by alex r June 02, 2005

metroid-clamped-on-your-balls

the feeling an metroid newbie is supposed to get when playing metroid prime 2.

" (the game is pretty difficult). in fact, its just a smidge away from being too hard--newbies can expect a full-on, metroid-clamped-on-your-balls evisceration--but vets will undoubtedly enjoy the rich, meaty challenge."

by alex r November 17, 2004