service

"I had service last night."
"....at least it's safe to shake your hand again."
by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005
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The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
"Jesus-pleesus!"
"Yeah, that's what they all say."
by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005
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Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.
"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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manawski

Racist slang for a Chinese Jew.
"Oi manawski!"
"Racist barstard..."
by Alex Quantashassle May 29, 2005
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Young-One

The Young-Ones are the universal fans of Neil Young. Very enlightened folk, I can tell you.
"All 16 of us are Young-Ones."
by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005
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bag (of sand)

Noun. £1000, a thousand pounds sterling. Rhyming slang on a 'grand'. Often shortened to bag.
"Gimme twenty bags in suitcases, or you'll never see your daughter again!"

"Indeed."
by Alex Quantashassle August 02, 2005
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any road

Adv. Synonym of 'anyway'. Also spelt anyroad. Northern British use
"Anyroad, did you see the old codger with the speckled bangers? Blimey!"
by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005
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