The extreme & bizarre sexual act, where your girlfriend takes a good mouthful, and implodes, spraying semen-like dandruff everywhere. She then pulls on her nipples, and ties a noose and your neck with them, virtually hanging you. She them pulls her legs around your neck, reviving you. She then wrenches her thighs back, exploding pubic hair up your nostril. She then leans back and ends the whole thing off by making a limmerick about Amanda Vanstone and a giant lemon. If you haven't reached some form of orgasm by now, you're impotent.
by Alex Quantashassle May 28, 2005
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What someone is if they're not in a relationship.
by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005
To say that someone has dimensions is another way to say that someone is an arsehole. Stemmed from the colloquial phrase noting that someone's 'interesting'...
by Alex Quantashassle June 10, 2005
"I sensis sumfin bad's going to happen to you in the next 10 seconds!"
"Hey man, that's a load of c-"
(skoogs him)
"Ay! Don't mess my do!"
"Hey man, that's a load of c-"
(skoogs him)
"Ay! Don't mess my do!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005
What radiation poisoning is known as in certain Russian towns where the whole population is contaminated.
Don't assume that this is unique to Russia. America has the same problems, but American townies aren't guite poetic enough to come up with a similar phrase, so they just refer to it by it's medical name.
by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005