Alex Quantashassle's definitions

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 14, 2005

out of the blue and into the black

When you leave a bad situation, only to stumble into one much worse. Derived from Neil Young's song 'Hey Hey, My My'.

"I never should have left school, things just went out of the blue and into the black."

by Alex Quantashassle June 29, 2006

all over the shop

Phrs. 1. In a mess, out of order, disorganized.
2. Everywhere.

"I've been all over the shop this morning and I can't find her anywhere."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

arrows

Noun. Darts, the equipment and the game itself.

"Lets go down to the pub, down a coupla lagers, and play a few lotsa arrows!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

all-nighter

Noun. A club night or event that goes on all night. British.

"Oh, I feel just terrible. I think last night was the last all-nighter I'll go to for a while.

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

anchors

Noun. Brakes.(On a car)

"I slammed the anchors on and hit my head on the steering wheel."

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

baba

Verb. To defecate. (Yorks/Hull/Notts use)
Noun. Faeces. (Yorks/Hull/Notts use)

"Right, nans, I think I need to go and baba!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005