Alex Quantashassle's definitions

Cold Empathy

Someone gives you cold empathy when they cradle your emotions, then give them to someone else to cradle, who then gives to someone else... etc. Until your emotions have been passed around like a bunch of Russian schoolgirls.

"I confided my most intimate feelings with my best friend, and he just threw them away and gave me cold empathy!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

accidentally-on-purpose

Phrs. Seemingly accidental but with veiled malice or harm. Childish in nature, but not necessarily confined to children. Associated with the British.

"Tommy broke the TV kinda, accidentally-on-purpose, you know..."

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

recorded

To get killed. To be brutally slaughtered.

"You can't just get away with ganking my motorscooter! You gonna get recorded!

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005

avvy

Noun. Afternoon. See 'this avvy'.

"See you this avvy, Dave."

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

installation

The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl.

"Houston, we have lowered our shields and are ready for installation!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

badger

Verb. To bother incessantly.

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

sensis

Childish, almost Popeye} way of predicting the future (see example below).

"I sensis sumfin bad's going to happen to you in the next 10 seconds!"
"Hey man, that's a load of c-"
(skoogs him)
"Ay! Don't mess my do!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005