Alex Quantashassle's definitions

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 6, 2005

arse over kettle

Phrs. Fall over. Also 'arse over tea kettle'.

"I was just strolling along the lino when, alluvasudden, I tripped over one of the ankle-biters' toys and fell arse over kettle!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

potassium

Another way of calling a dumb guy a caveman/monkey man. Because we all know monkeys eat a lot of bananas and bananas have potassium in them. So, that big dumb hairy guy you know may be here-in known as a potassium.

If Klinger from MASH wasn't so sharp, he would very easily be a potassium.

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

searches

Adjective (non-plural). To describe someone who is good at chess. Derived from the expression "Sir Chess".

"Hey, you're pretty good!"
"Heh heh, I AM searches."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

refunded

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.

"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

allocation

Noun. Term used amongst organised drug dealers. It means the territory which they have been given to spread the drugs around. Very commonly used in suburban England and Australia.

"12 ks of coke, my friend."
"Oh yeah? I suppose your allocation's Armadale then."
"Spot on!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005