Alex Quantashassle's definitions

linked

How a website is linked is what style of content it possesses and that of other related websites.

Urban Dictionary is linked well, with the respect it deserves.

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

aled (up)

Adj. Drunk, intoxicated by alcohol, usually beer (ale). British in origin, mainly used by elderlies.

"Bloody hell there Jack, you're all aled up aren't ya mate. Go on there, go take a piss!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

downstairs toilet

A very lazy British attempt at making a synomyn for a woman's private parts. It can be alot of fun to use though, as people are usually very confused when confronted with it in a sentence!

"She dropped her alan whickers and I had a good look at her downstairs toilet."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

verify

Army slang. To check to legitmacy of intelligence given.

"Double-oh-H Gondo, we got some blue cheese that we need Jumunji to verify."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

snaks

The surfie delusion of sitting out on your front lawn on a deck chair, at your surfie abode, perving/eyeing out all the girlish bikinis thatpass. Pretty sad, but it keeps the dumb bleached idiots out of the bars and clubs.

"The whole streets covered with doped up surfies having snaks."
"Oh god, I knew we shouldn't have moved to Cottesloe."

by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005

opening

Bizarre slang for a girl's private parts.

"HEY GIRL!"
"Uhhh... What?"
"I give ya twenty if ya show me yah opening?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 1, 2005