Alex Quantashassle's definitions

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

Pubix

Really dodgy half-price cereal you buy because you want to save money which you pour into a bowl, only to find that it is littered with assorted pubic hairs.

"Just bought a another box of pubix the other day, god I tell you, you gotta be careful!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

away and shite

Vrb phrs. Go away! North-eastern British use

"I'm really sorry bout ya daughter, mate! Really, I am!"
"Oh, away and shite!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

ABN

Abnormally Bulbous Nipples. A genetic syndrome that can often affect people who are under alot of stress as well. One telltale sign of this obscure occurance is when nipple-lumps can still be seen, despite the wearing of a bra.

ABN makes little more than curious embarassment for most people, but it's a gift from the gods for fashion models.

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

Southing

Going absolutely crazy, racist, sexist, and/or cultist. Derivided from the characteristics of those in the American South.

"Dude, man he got to Year 10 and then he just started bloody southing! He's been a barstard ever since!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

gusty

A polite way of verbally acknowledging someone's bowel movements.

"Phew! You're a little bit gusty today!"
"Must be the kebabs I had for breakfast."

by Alex Quantashassle June 8, 2005