Alex Quantashassle's definitions

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 5, 2005

conso

A synonym of conservative.

"Honestly, I don't understand you conso lunatics!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 11, 2005

murray

A way to describe a scungy bystander. Developed from the characteristics of the Murray river in Sydney (scungy).

"Tommy's a bit of a murray, donchathink?"
"Yeah, I guess so."

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bad egg

Noun. A miscreant, a corrupt person, an untrustworthy person. Cf. 'good egg'.

"That Saddam is a bad egg!"

"Then Dubya's an egg with a stillborn chicken inside it!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

aerated

Adj. Over-excited. Becoming obsolete, although still heard used by older generations. Often mispronounced as aeriated. Slightly British.

"He's too aerated over this-here girl, she ain't THAT good looking, surely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005