directories

Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.

"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

alright!

Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

"Alright there Bob!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005

scoog

1. to scoog, to selfishly put someone down. Frequently involves objects being thrown.

2. to scoog, to clean all the dog turd off the lawn.

1 "Hey, man! What are you scooging me like that for???"

2. "Jim, get off your arse and go scoog the lawn!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

position

How you're having sex with your partner.

"What's our position tonight, booba?"
"63-z"
"Oh dear"

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

arse about tit

Phrs. Back to front. British Origin.

"Ow! My back has been hurting me ever since I fell down the apples and pears arse about tit!

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

goldie

Something that really stands out amongst a pack of mediocres. Surburban slang.

"Hey, I know! A double-alaskan-semi-cockadoodle-doo-rainstorm"
"Now that's a real goldie!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

longer

Pronounced 'lon-juh', a longer is an Australian colloquialism for the erect part of the male genatallia. Often used in country-towns, as people in those remote locations often compare there longers to those of farm animals.

"Look at my longer!"
"No thanks."
"A clean drinker! I like that!"
"What?"

by Alex Quantashassle June 11, 2005