installation

The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl.

"Houston, we have lowered our shields and are ready for installation!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

abacus

Noun. Someone who is really good at maths.

"134+4765=4899"
"John, all I can say is you're an abacus!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

verify

Army slang. To check to legitmacy of intelligence given.

"Double-oh-H Gondo, we got some blue cheese that we need Jumunji to verify."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

all over the shop

Phrs. 1. In a mess, out of order, disorganized.
2. Everywhere.

"I've been all over the shop this morning and I can't find her anywhere."

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005

woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005

tend

A bit gay, a bit stylish. Kind of inbetween.

"That's a pretty tend watch."
"She's a bit tend."

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

all mod cons

Noun. All the fixtures and fittings necessary and expected - an abb. of all modern conveniences. {British Informal}

"Hey Brent, I just bought a new 'mobile on the weekend."
"Oh really, Julie? Does it have the all mod cons?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005