files

Noun. Your files are/is your police record. Used by young people and crooks.

"Hey amigo, how are your files looking?"
"Clean, hombre, clean."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

result

Bogan youth slang for cool, trendy, good, etc.

"Yo, that sk8board is result!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

aerial pingpong

Australian Rules football.

"Fancy a game of aerial pingpong, mate?"

"Don't call me that. Go away, you foul Eastern-Stater!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

scanmaker

Another name for a speedcamera. Used in my home town. No-one knows how it originated, but by my nose it's there and it's square.

"Aaaarrrghhh! A scanmaker just flashed me!"
"I didn't know speedcameras wore overcoats!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 26, 2005

anytime

The word that dumb people say to people they just met after they ask: "When can I ring you?" not even thinking that these guys could be dangerous and you're just opening yourself up to them like the giblees.

"Hey soft-breasted tender little maiden of demon worship, when may I next contact you using my telephone device?"
"Oh, anytime."

by Alex Quantashassle June 05, 2005

moon midget

A short guy whoes always high.

"Why hello there, Tommy!"
"You moon midget!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 03, 2005

configuration

To ask someone what their configuration is, is to ask them what side of the political train tracks they take. As in, left-wing or right-wing, republican or democrat, green or red, you know.

"You wanna join the Manchester Hippie Corps? What's your configuration?"

"Green green green. Like the perfect weed, my friend."

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005