ballsed-up

"Oh, aye! Ain't we in a shite state."
"Indeed. Us Irish hombres are all ballsed-up."

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arse load

Noun. In large quantities, a lot of, a great amount. British.

"She's given me arse loads of paperwork to complete before lunch."

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Precaution is the act of making sure nuffin bad happens to you.

"Rightio, you're about to have sex for the first time. Have you taken plently of precautions?"

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When you're so excited about the person your kissing that you get a cramp in your leg and you're hobbling along, trying not to show it.

"God, what a bad first date it was. There I was, walking this amazing girl home, and alluvasudden I began to hobblesuck!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

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Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.

"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"

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Exclam. Hello. A greeting. No answer is expected to what is inherently a question. Northern dialect has created the phonetic corruption awreet.

by Alex Quantashassle February 13, 2005

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1. to scoog, to selfishly put someone down. Frequently involves objects being thrown.

2. to scoog, to clean all the dog turd off the lawn.

1 "Hey, man! What are you scooging me like that for???"

2. "Jim, get off your arse and go scoog the lawn!"

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