Alex Quantashassle's definitions

anchors

Noun. Brakes.(On a car)

"I slammed the anchors on and hit my head on the steering wheel."

by Alex Quantashassle February 14, 2005

baba

Verb. To defecate. (Yorks/Hull/Notts use)
Noun. Faeces. (Yorks/Hull/Notts use)

"Right, nans, I think I need to go and baba!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 15, 2005

arrows

Noun. Darts, the equipment and the game itself.

"Lets go down to the pub, down a coupla lagers, and play a few lotsa arrows!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

i see your point!

A contradictory statement, usually used in a jokingly manner when you've got no idea what the hell the person you're talking to's going on about.

"Well, like I was saying, all that public masturbation led to the salmon bar with polar bears and all kinds of crazy shite!"

"I see your point!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 5, 2005

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

cheese

Slang for masturbation. Derived from the Moroccan language, where the word for cheese and the word for masturbate are one and the same.

"Where's Ratmann?"
"Oh, he's cheesing in the bathroom."
"I see, and how did you know that?"
"Uh....hmm...."

by Alex Quantashassle July 15, 2008

skoog

To stick a twig in someone's afro.

(Sticks a twig in his afro)
"SCOOG!"
"Hey, man! Don't scoog mah do!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005