Definitions by Alex Quantashassle

preparation 

The many rituals and rites that men and women/girls and boys go through the night before they lose their virginity.

"I shall devote tonight soley to preparation, nothing less, nothing more."

preparation by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

installation 

The act of the male sex organ penetrating the female sex organ, thus installing it inside the girl.

"Houston, we have lowered our shields and are ready for installation!"

installation by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

installing

installing, is the act of sticking the male sex organ into the female sex organ. Thus, INSTALLING it inside the girl.

"My Limewire is currently being installed into your system!"

installing by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

uninstalling 

A synonym of withdrawal.

"Houston, the probes are about to be released from the satellite and we are ready for the uninstalling!"

uninstalling by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

electronic 

Another word for 'cool'. Used mostly by juvenile 10-13 yearold males in their Blink-182-filled desire to create their own language.

"Dude, like totally look at the I-Pod my mum gave me!"

"Electronic!"

electronic by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

problems 

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

problems by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

simcity

To simcity someone is to set them on a seemingly neverending task.

"Bill, go clean your room!"
"Mum! Don't simcity me, please!"

simcity by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005