Alex Quantashassle's definitions

back passage

Noun. The rectum. {Informal}

"Grief, Bob! Last night me an' the boys got so drunk I woke up with a toy car stuck up the back passage!"

by Alex Quantashassle August 27, 2005

spacebar

Possibly the sexiest key on the standard keyboard. It feels good to press down, and you just want to do again and again and again and.... if you're a hardcore user, you might want to consider wearing a condom.

*presses the spacebar*

"Oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, what a feeling!!!! Toyot-"
"Quiet, you!"

by Alex Quantashassle September 2, 2005

all-nighter

Noun. A club night or event that goes on all night. British.

"Oh, I feel just terrible. I think last night was the last all-nighter I'll go to for a while.

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

absobloodylutely

Adv. Absolutely. Usually spoken with forced gusto. Popular amongst males (and possibly females) in suburban Australia.

"Want a beer, Dave?"
"Absobloodylutely!"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

bacon sarnie

Noun. Pakistani. British Rhyming slang.

"That bloke who lives up the road is a bacon sarnie, iznee."

"Does it matter?"

by Alex Quantashassle August 28, 2005

almond rocks

Noun. Socks. Cockney rhyming slang, often shortened to almonds.

"Wearing black almonds underneath those babies, guvna?"

by Alex Quantashassle February 12, 2005

born

To be sexually aroused. Horny shortens down to horn, then changes to born. Hence sexually aroused: born.

"I getting really born just thinking about tonight!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005