conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 09, 2005

hello there

How spinsters say hello.

"Why hello there, Timmy!"
"Hi, Miss Crabbingapple!"

by Alex Quantashassle July 22, 2005

ordinances

Your stature, your state of mind. Used mainly in The Screwed Up South.

"Mah ordinance iz kool!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

arse about face

Phrs. Back to front. British origin.

"The whole bloody Tori Party is completely arse about face!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 11, 2005

badger

Verb. To bother incessantly.

"Stop badgering her, she's not interested in buying another pair of your cheap trainers."

by Alex Quantashassle August 02, 2005

skoog

To stick a twig in someone's afro.

(Sticks a twig in his afro)
"SCOOG!"
"Hey, man! Don't scoog mah do!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 27, 2005

woot-monkeys!

An exclamation of joy which dorky computer nerds use when playing Magic, Barstard, or video games.

"I'm out."
"Woot-monkeys!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 25, 2005