fitch

a 'fit' or attractive young lady or 'bitch'

as cruising down the high street you may come across an attractive yung lady and exclaim;
'oi mate, check out the fitch!'

by alex jones August 27, 2003

Kizzalzzial

Kill all yall

I wishizzle i could Kizzalzzial.

by alex jones November 05, 2003

no-pinter

A girl who requires (approximately) no pints of beer in order for you to want to shag her.

Yeah, she's a bit annoying. But to be honest, she's a no-pinter.

by Alex Jones May 24, 2006

fitches

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

by alex jones August 27, 2003

10x

Ten times (as good).

How good is that?
10x, man!

by Alex Jones March 07, 2005

to paedo

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

by Alex Jones August 12, 2006