Definitions by Alex Jones

to paedo 

To attack and sexually abuse a child, usually after arranging to meet on an Internet message board (forum).

Because that's what happens on the Internet.

OMGOSH you're meeting up with a load of people you met on a forum!? You're gonna get paedoed!

So I was cybering online with this girl and it turned out she was actually just another old man who wanted to paedo me. :(

to paedo by Alex Jones August 12, 2006

no-pinter 

A girl who requires (approximately) no pints of beer in order for you to want to shag her.

Yeah, she's a bit annoying. But to be honest, she's a no-pinter.

no-pinter by Alex Jones May 24, 2006

10x 

Ten times (as good).

How good is that?
10x, man!

10x by Alex Jones March 7, 2005

Kizzalzzial 

Kill all yall

I wishizzle i could Kizzalzzial.

Kizzalzzial by alex jones November 5, 2003

fitches 

plural for fitch:- a good looking or 'fit' young lady or 'bitch'.
i.e a fitch.

as cruising down the high street you may come across a group of attractive young women;
'oi mate, check out the fitches!'

fitches by alex jones August 27, 2003

fitch 

a 'fit' or attractive young lady or 'bitch'

as cruising down the high street you may come across an attractive yung lady and exclaim;
'oi mate, check out the fitch!'

fitch by alex jones August 27, 2003