Alex French's definitions

üb

A contraction of über-Christian; refers to people whose religious beliefs exceed the theoretical boundary of a normal person. Often found condemning heathens or reciting the Bible.

Dude, that chick is smokin' hot! Too bad she's an üb.

by Alex French November 17, 2003

ring sting

The discomfort caused when one's fecal discharge is too large for the anal sphincter; the experience of one's anal sphincter being painfully stretched by a particularly large fecal discharge.

Man, I shouldn't have eaten 5 pounds of food last night. I just took a dump and had some serious ring sting.

by Alex French November 13, 2003