Definitions by Alex Bahder

disk 

1. A hard disk drive of a computer or other electronic device.
The drive is magnetic, as opposed to a disc, which is optical, such as a CD or DVD or similar media.

I downloaded so much anime, my disk is almost full!

disk by Alex Bahder May 26, 2006

ninja bitch 

A female ninja
(Of course!)

*Reading book*
*Ninja Bitch steals money off dresser*
*Person stops reading book and looks at dresser and the money is gone*
Person: DAMN THOSE NINJA BITCHES! THEY DID IT AGAIN!

ninja bitch by Alex Bahder May 15, 2006

incest 

The word you search on google images (with the safe-search option off usualy) if you want to get pr0n.

Search incest on google images with the safe search off if you want good pr0n man!!!

incest by Alex Bahder April 9, 2006

evilish 

Having menacing or evil characteristics.

That is a very evilish looking device you have there Xander.

evilish by Alex Bahder February 2, 2006

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger

Masturbation.
In other words:
Choking the chicken
Choking the monkey
wacking off
jerking off
shaking hands with man's best friend
teasing the weasel

Dude, we all know that last night you did the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger by Alex Bahder January 27, 2006

mafiyoyo 

n. Incompetent mobster. Aka. Moron

ex/ Mafia hit man holding a gun backwards, or pouring cement over his own shoes.

Joe is such a mafiyoyo, he's an idiot!

mafiyoyo by Alex Bahder January 23, 2006

squee 

The cry of the rabid fangirl (Usually a rabid anime fangirl), heard across many hallways.

In refference to media:

Squee! ED IS SO HOT!
Squee! Full Metal Alchemist manga!

In refference to another person:
It's my boyfriend! Squee!

squee by Alex Bahder December 28, 2005