Alex 's definitions

heroic hector

a person who treats hos, bitches, tricks, and sluts good, respectfully, or like a decent person which they don't deserve

you see that heroic hector over there? hes treating that slut like shes a queen.

by Alex May 6, 2005

kiss

The soft touch of anothers lips, in a perfect momment.

We looked into eachothers eyes and kissed.

by Alex July 16, 2005

cranages

Something that an individual loves... or is in touch with

Alex is in touch with guys cranages
DAMN! look at thoes cranages.

by Alex June 30, 2004

bundle fucked

A recent development in the Console Wars, when stores make a system availiable for pre-order only when you buy a ridiculously expensive bundle of games and accessories with it.

When I pre-ordered my Xbox 360, I was bundle fucked by the store, they made me pay $2000 for a 360 and 8 copies of Bloodwake

by Alex September 1, 2008

nu-metal

Shit-assed "music"

1. Korn, slipknot, couple examples of cumwadded music

2.
Nu-metal-wanna-be-poser-dick: I IS A GOTH KORN IS BLACK METAL IM EVIL I WORSHIP SATAN!
Some dude: Shut the fuck up mother fucker or ill wrap you around my cock and fuck an elephant

by Alex March 22, 2004

Delex2002

A UBER lEET cool guy with a big penis1!1! face_dancing

(I have no idea who put up the defintition before me.. this is the REAL Delex2002)

Man, I sure wish I was as cool as Delex2002

by Alex March 28, 2005

Lawn Gibblets

1. A giblet that lives on the lawn

2. The mascot of a super-star golf team that ended up winning the chipping contest and Mrs. Bates' delicious cookies at golf camp

I was a Lawn Gibblet which means I'm eating a delicious cookie right now

by Alex November 28, 2003