Alex's definitions

new yorker

Someone who has guts, brains, good looks, and the right attitude. Someone who is able to live in the greatest city on the face of the planet, in the center of the world, and enjoy it.

There are two types of Americans: the fat, ingnorant, obnoxious type that the world makes fun of and that lives in hicksville, alabama type of places, and then there is the NEW-YORKER, the one that is actually smart, good-looking, and that controls the world.

by Alex July 7, 2003

dumbass

dumbass - noun/adj.

1.) a stupid person
2.) a stupid descison
3.) george bush.
related to idiot

Tom, you're such a dumbass.

Tom, that was a dumbass descision.

by alex December 20, 2003

ocean spray

The urine that comes back at men when they use a urinal. syn. splash back

After using a urinal, "Man, that urinal got ocean spray all over my shirt."

by alex January 18, 2005

RAD

Computer term: "Rapid Application Devolopment" Software used to devolop software easily and fast. RAD software usually does most of the work for you.
See term 2 of IDE.

Delphi 7 is RAD software.

by Alex January 16, 2004

metrobilly

A person who displays the characteristics of both a metrosexual and rockabilly. A portmanteau word combining metrosexual with rockabilly.

That guy is drinking a cosmopolitan and has pompadour. What a metrobilly!

by Alex December 25, 2004

smoking the pole

the act of sucking ones dick

Shit, that bitch really knows how to smoke that pole!

by Alex April 6, 2004

Sack-slapper

One who spanks the hand across the scrotum in a continuous manner.

Jeff is a sack-slapper, he's been spanking my nuts all night long and they just turned blue.

by Alex January 27, 2003