Definitions by Alessio Datura

Dimwit 

A 7 watt lamp in an 11 watt socket.

Hey why is the rheostat not reaching full power? Because, you dimwit, the bulb doesn't match the socket.

Dimwit by Alessio Datura January 16, 2022

Ridonkulous 

Description of an event as ridiculous as watching one get kicked by a donkey or 'burro'.

Dude did you watch those three stooges last night?
Yea bro' it was ridonkulous!

Ridonkulous by Alessio Datura January 16, 2022

dickritic 

a piece o' shite critic who interferes hwence interference is not called for.

OR

a hand puppy for virgins.

"Nice pants, faggot"
"Quit being a dickritic and get back to shaving your nether-back, you piece 'o critic"

"Terrence"
"Yes Philip"
"What's that critic on your lap?"
"Oh, that's my dickritic"

dickritic by Alessio Datura January 12, 2022