on deck

on deck is generally used to discribe somebody whos prepared, and has weed

-I need to get faded.

-Talk to Jay, hes always on deck!

by alex June 18, 2006

prude

someone who is shy around the opposite sex or is afraid of talking about the opposite sex

wesley is so prude he doesnt like to talk about anything sexual

by alex July 29, 2003

pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

The longest real word in the English language. It is a lung disease caused by the inhalation of fine silica dust.

Somone needs to make a shortened version of pneumoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

by alex March 01, 2005

Futurama

a) The best damn show ever.
b) An example of just how evil Fox is.
c) One hell of a lot better than 'The Simpsons'.

'WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY! GOOD NIGHT!' - Morbo

by Alex January 04, 2004

Solightinitis

"An air borne parasitic pathogen which infects the host and causes the host to have an "ungodly" craving to grope the crotch of young boys"

"The priest came down with a bad case of Shandonitis and had to be contained in order to keep him away from the crotch of Kevin the young Alter boy"

by Alex October 27, 2002

50 cent

Retarded rapper, too lazy to open his mouth when he "raps", all "songs" sound the same, tracks that don't sound the same have samples copied from some other rapper, every teenager from st albans buys his albums and i'm still trying to discover why, seeing as he is a talentless piece of crap. He also got shot 9 times. Shows how much people like him.

a--argh! i got such a headache

b--don't worry that's just 50 cent

a--but i like 50 cent.

b--you do not like and will never like 50 shit.

by alex December 28, 2005

Malibu's most wanted

white wannabe rapper. See wanksta.

by Alex April 08, 2003