Definitions by Albertus Einsteinus
Squonce
(pronounced skwah-n-ss)
The legendary smooth-brain or lost cause. The natural best friend and accomplice of a chunce, usually operating with even fewer brain cells left.
The word can also be used as a verb (to squonce), meaning to state a completely hollow, broken argument with unearned confidence. - Definition by Albertus Einsteinus
The legendary smooth-brain or lost cause. The natural best friend and accomplice of a chunce, usually operating with even fewer brain cells left.
The word can also be used as a verb (to squonce), meaning to state a completely hollow, broken argument with unearned confidence. - Definition by Albertus Einsteinus
"That squonce left the keys inside the truck and locked us out."
"Stop squoncing about how to fix the engine when you don't even know where the gas goes."
"Stop squoncing about how to fix the engine when you don't even know where the gas goes."
Squonce by Albertus Einsteinus September 19, 2026
Chunce
A complete and utter dumbass, moron, or oblivious individual. A person who constantly bungles simple, everyday tasks because their brain is temporarily firing blanks.
Unlike a regular idiot, a chunce usually has no idea how stupid they are being until it is far too late.
The word can also be used as a verb (to chunce), meaning to completely mess up an easy situation.
- Definition by Albertus Einsteinus
Unlike a regular idiot, a chunce usually has no idea how stupid they are being until it is far too late.
The word can also be used as a verb (to chunce), meaning to completely mess up an easy situation.
- Definition by Albertus Einsteinus
“Some absolute chunce left the ice cream out on the counter overnight and now it’s completely melted.”
“I totally chunced that turn back there and added twenty minutes to our road trip.”
“I totally chunced that turn back there and added twenty minutes to our road trip.”
Chunce by Albertus Einsteinus September 19, 2026