AlbertEinstein 's definitions

turd burgler

person who steals turds out of portable toilets at night

There's a turdburglar at the construction site again, Mike. Whatda we gonna do?

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

fartsniffer

One who smells farts as a hobby

There was a fartsniffer on the elevator as he eyed carefully all of the young ladies riding up after lunch

by AlbertEinstein March 31, 2003

January 6th

The day where you ignore your siblings

Sibling: why are you ignoring me?
Me: ugh! Its January 6th!

by AlbertEinstein December 28, 2020