trunk job

An unspecified sex act between animals as described in the Geneis story re-visited on Fark.com.

"...the rhinocerous and the elephant gave the hippo a trunk job..."

by Alan the Atheist Alphageek March 27, 2008

kookle

v. To expound on a subject using "teh crazy"

Therefore, he kookles, the world is currently in a deep freeze and a little warming would be good for us, and entirely tolerable.

by Alan the Atheist Alphageek July 24, 2009

Fexake

Short for "For fuck's sake." SOmetimes written as "fer fexake", "for fexake", or "f'fexake".

Fexake, get in the car already!

by Alan the Atheist Alphageek April 19, 2008

Q.E.D.

1. Abbreviation of the Latin phrase "quod erat demonstrandum; literally, "that which was to be demonstrated". Commonly used at the end of mathematical proofs to signify the proof is complete.

2. Modern usage expands it to include the conclusion of any proof and is often used in attempts at ironic humor.

3. Quantum electrodynamics.

1. If A=B and B=C then A=C. Q.E.D.

2. Beckham and Ronaldo move to MLS. MLS attracts more fans and makes more money. More money attracts more quality players. More quality players make USA competitive. USA wins World Cup. Q.E.D.

by Alan the Atheist Alphageek April 30, 2008