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by Alan Smithee September 11, 2011
Get the exastellaric mug.Waiting to do something that you know you shouldn't do until you can come up with a reson, regardless of whether or not you base said reason on false facts and illogical reasoning.
A: "Dude, that kid just threw a brick at that guys head!"
B: "George W. Bush sucks."
A: "What?"
B: "I said, why did he throw the brick?"
A: "The kid said it was because the guy's car was green, and therefore he was trying to commit insurance fraud because people would hit him because he blended in with the grass."
B: "But...the guy's car was silver...and we're downtown...where there is little to no grass..."
A: "I know, it's like invading Iraq."
B: "George W. Bush sucks."
A: "What?"
B: "I said, why did he throw the brick?"
A: "The kid said it was because the guy's car was green, and therefore he was trying to commit insurance fraud because people would hit him because he blended in with the grass."
B: "But...the guy's car was silver...and we're downtown...where there is little to no grass..."
A: "I know, it's like invading Iraq."
by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004
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B: "You're wrong, soccer is the best sport on the face of the earth. It's so obvious because people all over the world like it and it's possible for someone elses opinion to be wrong."
A: "Dude, you are a true moron."
B: "You're wrong, soccer is the best sport on the face of the earth. It's so obvious because people all over the world like it and it's possible for someone elses opinion to be wrong."
A: "Dude, you are a true moron."
by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004
Get the True Moron mug.The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.
by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004
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Get the BadtzMauru mug.Kicking a dead body in Spanish.
It means that it's still trying to get a reaction to something, but it will be useless.
It means that it's still trying to get a reaction to something, but it will be useless.
Y tu amigo sigue esperando volver con ella?
Si, pero ya ves, sigue pateando al muerto.
And, is your friend still hoping to get back with her?
Yes, but you see, he's kicking the dead body.
Si, pero ya ves, sigue pateando al muerto.
And, is your friend still hoping to get back with her?
Yes, but you see, he's kicking the dead body.
by Alan Smithee July 11, 2004
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