Alan Smithee's definitions

Turqid

(adj) Describing something that is unfavorable, averse.

That was a rather turqid endeavour!

by Alan Smithee February 28, 2003

chibibrenda

A small little girl who wears glasses and dresses like a student.

Brenda calls herself chibibrenda.

by Alan Smithee July 13, 2004

The Driver

Incredibly expierenced, mysterious, and skilled driver. Derived from The Hire.

A: "Did you see that police car chase?"
B: "Yeah. The suspect was driving like The Driver."

by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

pateando al muerto

Kicking a dead body in Spanish.

It means that it's still trying to get a reaction to something, but it will be useless.

Y tu amigo sigue esperando volver con ella?
Si, pero ya ves, sigue pateando al muerto.

And, is your friend still hoping to get back with her?
Yes, but you see, he's kicking the dead body.

by Alan Smithee July 11, 2004

People who think that opinions can be wrong

The ultimate level of stupidity. One who is so stupid, thier brain can only function enough to do what is needed to survive. A true moron.

A: "...what comes before B?"
B: "Dude, you're like people who think opinions can be wrong."

by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004

fadjit

A person of homosexual orientation. Simply put - a faggot.

Chris is SUCH a fadjit!

by Alan Smithee February 28, 2003

True Moron

One who is actually a moron. One who is not just called a moron, but actually is a moron.

A: "Soccer is boring"
B: "You're wrong, soccer is the best sport on the face of the earth. It's so obvious because people all over the world like it and it's possible for someone elses opinion to be wrong."
A: "Dude, you are a true moron."

by Alan Smithee July 9, 2004