Alan's definitions

Guangurro

A type of subculture in parts of Japan, consisting of women who bleach their hair light blonde, wear platform shoes, short skirts and lots of bright colors, regularly visit tanning salons, and apply makeup to darken their faces. The word literally means "blackened face" in Japanese. Guangurro often bear a resemblence to Marsha Braidy, from the 1970's sitcom the Brady Bunch. Simmilar in some ways to kogal in that they are most often somewhat conservative.

Last time Timmy was in Tokyo, he saw a Guangurro and took a picture.

by Alan May 9, 2004

gilgongo

Something to say when you, or someone you know, has totally exterminated a species.

"All the penguins are dead!"
"GILGONGO!"

by Alan January 31, 2005

wild monkey dance

when you have savage sex

lets g do the wild monkey dance

by alan March 30, 2004

glizzly

a beastly looking broad; may have body odor similar to grizzly bear

yo, that bitch was straight grizzly

by alan September 27, 2003

blivick

10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag

when something goes real bad ... it's a blivick

by alan July 10, 2003

Borange

A particularly bland breakfast cereal.

This cereal is borange. It has to much tasteless and dry bit in it.

A borange muselli

by Alan January 13, 2005

satan's little helper

a term first coined by bruno morphet when referring to jaunbrand. it is normally used in a hushed tone.

hey bruno morphet. please make sure you put satan's little helper on the guestlist.
oh fuck. better pack in some girlie house.

by alan June 14, 2004