Arkansas Funky Funk

This is when you stick your penis in peanut butter for 3 days then do a girl in the mouth and it tastes funky!

"That's some Arkansas Funky Funk!"

by Alan March 16, 2004

slpin

sexy lolita playing in nymph

The redneck saw slpin as he drove his truck across a green empty field

by Alan July 25, 2003

Bozark

One Who Is Really Stupid and Irrational.

Wow Sally! You're Quite Bozark You Stupid Bitch!

by Alan January 11, 2004

girlie porn

soft-focus porn featuring better-looking girls then your regular gonzo romp, normally identified by the fact that there is no red 'rec' icon flashing in the corner of the screen. a close cousin of girlie house.

sheesh, i just wasted 900 megs downloading some girlie porn cause bruno wanted some. how will i ever be able to face jaunbrand and fano again?

by alan April 01, 2005

pigs

Da cops,5-0, tha motherfuckin police.

Got damn pigs pulled us over for speeding.

by Alan March 10, 2004

fearitude

Word made up by the character "The Janitor" from the NBC hospital based sit-com Scrubs. The word is said by Bob Kelso in season 5 episode 24 when he is blackmailed into announcing on the hospital PA system that he is afraid of the Janitor.

Bob Kelso: "...so, please join me in basking in the glow of the Janitors awesome... *pauses* ...this isn't a word?!"

Janitor: "Read it!"

Bob Kelso: "Fearitude. Goodnight."

by Alan May 24, 2006

fano

A very fast action (for instance fast speech or fast hand movements, or even fast dancing - but never fast driving), more often than not induced by the excess use of cocaine.

I couldn't make out what he was saying, I think he pulled a fano.
It happened so fast, not even fano would've kept up with that.

by alan April 06, 2004