Fitmas

When you have a full Fit for Christmas
Getting Fit,

Having a fit,
Using a fit, do your clothes even fit??

I'm having a full Fit this Fitmas,. It should really get my Heart going..

by Al ZéCruddy December 05, 2021

Cruddlife

Just a fully sick human

Hey your like cruddlife.

If you want to be cool you gotta be cruddlife

by Al ZéCruddy May 31, 2021

swisher

When stripper goods out to the back room for some"private" attention . Gets her self filled up with man jizz!!
She proceeds to go back out and dance full of man jizz

Oh yuck look at the jizz comin out if that swisher.

420 family call me a swisher

by Al ZéCruddy August 25, 2021

cruddhole

The hole where the crudd comes from!!!
Crawling in to a cruddhole is known to be the most pleasing of pleasing experiences.

The cruddhole is the most desirable holes of all holes.

when the cruddhole is in peak condition U will notice a moist juice around the circumference
The cruddhole is best eaten in the morning when fresh

Mmmmm let me eat your tasty cruddhole .
What's your cruddhole name

by Al ZéCruddy November 26, 2021

CRUDDHOLE

The hole where the crudd comes from!!!
Crawling in to a cruddhole is known to be the most pleasing of pleasing experiences.

The cruddhole is the most desirable holes of all holes.

when the cruddhole is in peak condition U will notice a moist juice around the circumference
The cruddhole is best eaten in the morning when fresh

There is no hole like a cruddhole.

I'm in love with the cruddhole

by Al ZéCruddy December 11, 2021

cloncurried

When your to cooked to understand common sense and what is actually common in the the world of a cloncurried unsensible and a few beers short of a carton type of numpty.

After I got pulled over by the police In my dealers street, and being charged for possessing a dangerous drug!!!

I thought it would be a good idea to park my car in his driveway for the night???

I was so cloncurried......

by Al ZéCruddy August 11, 2021