Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

turn in the barrel

Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

by Al Berich July 08, 2018

sui-generous

Giving freely (generous) to oneself (sui, as in suicide). Not exactly selfish, but close.

When he brought in the dessert tray, he immediately grabbed the first piece for himself. So sui-generous!

by Al Berich October 06, 2018

Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

Excess gas behind my turd turned a simple bare-ass fart into projectile flatus.

by Al Berich December 09, 2018