Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Al Berich

Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

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Giving freely (generous) to oneself (sui, as in suicide). Not exactly selfish, but close.

When he brought in the dessert tray, he immediately grabbed the first piece for himself. So sui-generous!

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Assigned place in a sequence of participants, usually for a nasty task.

Manure needs to be shoveled out of the stable every day -- if it's Thursday it's my turn in the barrel.

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How long it takes flies to invade a picnic. Not as long it takes the car behind you to honk when the light turns green in New York.

Billy: Bob, you snarfed down that corn dog in a country minute!
Bob: Yeah, I wanted to keep the mustard off my shirt.

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