Projectile flatus

A surprise (lumpy fart) with attitude.

I was on the toilet when projectile flatus sent a turd down so hard it splashed water onto my ass.

by Al Berich January 21, 2019

Projectile diarrhea

An explosive poop smoothie, often expelled just before toilet touchdown, leaving a disgusting map of shit on the bowl.

Alice, don't come in yet -- I still need to flush my projectile diarrhea off the bowl!

by Al Berich October 21, 2018

country minute

How long it takes flies to invade a picnic. Not as long it takes the car behind you to honk when the light turns green in New York.

Billy: Bob, you snarfed down that corn dog in a country minute!
Bob: Yeah, I wanted to keep the mustard off my shirt.

by Al Berich January 27, 2018

Surprise

A lumpy fart.

Ralph, I just had a surprise and need to change my underwear.

by Al Berich October 22, 2018