Definitions by Aikidokaratefan

Guitar fluffer 

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.

Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.

Guitar fluffer by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

Ghost poop 

The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.

I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.

Ghost poop by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

support flush 

When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.

I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.

support flush by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

bitch look

Another girl looks you up and down and sneers when she sees that you look hotter than she does.

That skank just gave you the "bitch look". Didn't I tell you that you're hot?

bitch look by Aikidokaratefan March 10, 2008