wooflet

A quiet, brief bark by a dog. It is a short, soft bark, so quiet it might not be audible in an adjacent room.
My dog heard a sound outside a gave a wooflet, warning me that something is going on that I should investigate.
Once he heard a knock on the door, he barked loudly.
by Aikidokaratefan March 21, 2019
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permakitty

A cat whose adult size is so small that he/she looks like a kitten.
Every time people meet my cat they think she is an 8-month-old kitten. She is 2, but really tiny, so I call her a permakitty.
by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018
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Guitar fluffer

An assistant during a rock concert, whose job is to tune up each of the guitars and hand them to the guitarist (headliner) on stage during the concert.

As in porn films, the fluffer's job is to get the performer ready for action.
Stephen Stills performance maintained a lively, steady pace, using several different guitars. He played several styles of music. He handed off his guitar to the guitar fluffer, who gave him the appropriate instrument for the song, tuned and ready.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
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Ghost poop

The poop that slips right out and hides in the flush passage as the bottom of the bowl. The poop producer looks into the bowl, and finds that the turd magically disappeared.
I sat down to crap, and by the time I stood up to examine my handiwork, I saw that it was an invisible ghost poop.
by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014
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