Aikidokaratefan's definitions

support flush

When you are on the phone so long with tech support that you HAVE to go to the bathroom. It's #2; you can't just leave it there because your housemate will be mad. Even though it's tacky, you just wipe and flush, even though you are well aware that the tech support person can hear the toilet flush.

I was on the phone 3 hours today with tech support, IRS and couldn't hold my poop any longer, so I just did my business and support flushed while he was talking to me.

by Aikidokaratefan May 12, 2014

permakitty

A cat whose adult size is so small that he/she looks like a kitten.

Every time people meet my cat they think she is an 8-month-old kitten. She is 2, but really tiny, so I call her a permakitty.

by Aikidokaratefan December 22, 2018

wooflet

A quiet, brief bark by a dog. It is a short, soft bark, so quiet it might not be audible in an adjacent room.

My dog heard a sound outside a gave a wooflet, warning me that something is going on that I should investigate.
Once he heard a knock on the door, he barked loudly.

by Aikidokaratefan March 20, 2019

chinafied

To make an item in such a way that it cheapens the quality, to make it look more expensive than it is.

This Chinese-made leather belt looks like it is made with expensive leather. Upon closer inspection, it has a thin plastic coating, instead of being polished and oil rubbed. It has been Chinafied.

by Aikidokaratefan June 11, 2018