Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

by Aikaa desu December 08, 2021

Gregged

To suddenly and unintentionally be kidnapped into the service of a polish man for an unknown length of time (not sexually)

I just got gregged
I'm going to get gregged
I will get gregged this afternoon

by Aikaa desu May 15, 2023

Smlong

When something is both small but long at the same time.

That cat is so cute, she is so smlong. (small and long)

by Aikaa desu December 08, 2021