Definitions by Aikaa desu

Gregged 

To suddenly and unintentionally be kidnapped into the service of a polish man for an unknown length of time (not sexually)

I just got gregged
I'm going to get gregged
I will get gregged this afternoon

Gregged by Aikaa desu May 15, 2023

Shlong

When something is both short and long.

That dachshund soo cute, he's shlong. (Short and long)

Shlong by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021

Smlong 

When something is both small but long at the same time.

That cat is so cute, she is so smlong. (small and long)

Smlong by Aikaa desu December 7, 2021