A1den likes to start his morning by massaging a tub of hair gel onto his head, he states that if you need a hairstyle you should look up what your head measurements are and then look at images related to that. He is a big enjoyer of basketball and would do anything to get the following in bed: Lebron, Incey Wincey Spider, Lego Batman. He has some sort of fetish that Aiden likes armpit hair, on regular occasions, you can see him getting his braided at the local hair salon.
by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 September 28, 2023
The Golden Laptop is a fun game where you spray-paint someone's laptop gold preferably JR. To begin the game you have to run over to the person (JR) and shout "Golden Laptop". This gives the person who shouted Golden Laptop the chance to pin the Person (JR) and do whatever you want to him. This could be anything and everything preferable stuff like setting his pubes on fire, stapling his eyes shut, or even 💀f***ing him.
Person 1: "I'm kind of bored right now, I don't know what to do".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
Person 2: "We should play Golden Laptop, when JR leaves let's paint his laptop gold".
Person 1: " He's on his way back".
JR: " Who the f*** painted my laptop gold, I'm f***ing kill you".
Person 1: " GOLDEN LAPTOP".
Person 2: " I called dibs on ripping his toe nails off".
by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 March 03, 2024
The golden laptop refers to Jaden Reid's laptop being spray-painted in gold, and then the participants that are painting trace their dongs onto the laptop. They hide under the table until Reid sits down, then the participants jump out and skull fuck him until he has a phobia of laptops and the colour gold.
by Aiden_Fullertons homophobic 🍅 February 26, 2024