Anaschist

A person who is consistently self-sabotaging his or her team without prior motives.

A person cursed with the misfortune of effortlessly causing the lose of his or her teammates.

A person that is unconsciously aiming to lose rather than to win. (He/She doesn't know it)

This person is also considered a bad omen to his fellow teammates.
I don't want him in my team, he's an anaschist!
Why did you have to pass? Just shoot! why do you always have to be an anaschist?!
Man, David Luiz is such an anschist!
by Ahmedroid June 20, 2020
mugGet the Anaschistmug.

Eatweeting

Comes from the word Eat and Tweet, as in eating while using Twitter and tweeting.
I have no time, I better eatweet.
I'm eatweeting.
by Ahmedroid April 22, 2011
mugGet the Eatweetingmug.