Tom Ryan

A man who can’t resist going to throb and having his way with as many hens as humanly possible.

What are you doing up in Darwin “I’m chucking a Tom Ryan “

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin June 23, 2021

Doing a Bassett

When you need to leave to make nachos

Hey man can’t work back today I’m doing a Bassett

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020

Concretor Mark West

When a shorter bald man marries a taller more attractive woman way out of his league

I was at wattle grove pub the other day and a looked at this beautiful blonde tall sexy woman with a short bald guy wearing crocs. I walked over to his and said are you doing a concretor mark west he said ahhhhh yeeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhh

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020