Chiva

Chiva is a little dutch girl. Lover of vodka, hater of american football. Messing with her vodka will put you in hospital. She also has great boobs.
Chiva's vodka is off limits.
by AgentNooner January 22, 2012
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Trumpy

Sock monkey and part time Morris Dancer. Lover of haggis. Trumpy is lovely.
Trumpy ate all my haggis. He is lovely.
by AgentNooner January 22, 2012
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