Abbr. for Reciprocal Butt Inspection Unit.
Grounded in Cologne in 2008, the RBIU is well-known as a semi-official (it's recognized in Benelux and Germany, applications for other countries are running) unit that executes inspections on butts. Hereto, several special trained and educated ‘agents’ (although it is said, there is only one agent) either perform inspections by request or at random. If an agent calls upon for an inspection, it can only be refused if a mandate is shown that was handed out by the Chipskonters HQ (q.v.).
The HQ of the Chipskonters, a one-woman organization seated in Brussels, deals with several bodily pleasure services called ‘chipskonting’.
Chipskonting involves crushing potato chips with the rear, massage, oil lubrication, anal stimulation, (forced) watching of adult and war movies, (forced) masturbatory activities, and high-cuisine gastronomy served in bed accompanied by the female host. Unremitting rumours claim activities called ‘Dutch oven’ (q.v.) are also performed, but this has not been proven yet. Other claims argue there was ‘a German connection’ with the RBIU (q.v.). Chipskonting is not something that can be acquired; performances only take place on initiative of the HQ.
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