14 definitions by Aesop

maple bar

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

by Aesop November 7, 2003

by Aesop May 1, 2004

Now that she's 18, I guess Jenna's federally protected wetlands are open for public drilling.

by Aesop May 1, 2004

A woman that has shaved a landing strip shaved on her pubic area.

by Aesop May 1, 2004

The best person I've ever met, I love him and cherish him with my whole life and would die for him <3

Oocha Cooch: "Do you follow edthemf on TIKTOK?"
Peaches: "Yes."

by Aesop June 5, 2021

To gag someone with your finger while banging their ass, thus causing them to tighten up.

I wolf gagged my parole officer last night, he's my bitch!

by Aesop November 4, 2003

That lumberjill over there looks like John fucking Goodman

by Aesop December 2, 2003