Definitions by Aesop

white belt 

Any sort of back petting urban hipster fan boy puss.

The Hemlock is afucking white belt trough

white belt by Aesop April 30, 2004

lumberjill 

a butch dyke

That lumberjill over there looks like John fucking Goodman

lumberjill by aesop December 1, 2003

muddle of pud 

Nirvana for frat assholes

Muddle of pud and date rape ROCK!!!

muddle of pud by aesop December 1, 2003

maple bar 

the area tween your genitals and pooper. The taint

My maple bar is like an itchy little bitch right now.

maple bar by aesop November 6, 2003

pussy hound

A guy who really likes pussy, really likes it.

I am a pussy hound!!!

pussy hound by aesop November 6, 2003

hot rail 

The act of heating up a glass tube, then snorting methamphetamine through it and exhaling smoke.

We were doing hot rails with Paul Baloff.

hot rail by aesop November 6, 2003

wolf gag

To gag someone with your finger while banging their ass, thus causing them to tighten up.

I wolf gagged my parole officer last night, he's my bitch!

wolf gag by Aesop November 3, 2003