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Definitions by AdventChild

Speed Wank

When you start masturbating, call from your bedroom to a parent and try to cum before they make it upstairs.
Boy:MUM!!!
10 seconds later..
Mum: Oh my god why did you call me here?!
Boy: i failed at the speed wank.
Speed Wank by Adventchild November 12, 2009
For someone to drown
If You Can't Swim, Your Sure To Drizown
drizown by AdventChild August 10, 2006
Old form of rock and roll, black version of rock n roll that has evolved into something crap.
Frankie Lymon and The Teenagers is an old group that sounded RnB
RnB by Adventchild April 13, 2006

Green Day 

Shit band who dont sound anything like punk and have obsessive 14 year old girls for fans.
Billie-Jo is a wanker from Green Day.
Green Day by Adventchild April 13, 2006
Wassabi is a conversation opener on MSN
Wassabi by adventchild December 28, 2005