Definitions by Adolf Oliver Bouchere

pwnerous 

adj: having an air of impending pwnery or pwnage; a play on the term "onerous"

"With so many slores in the club that night, wearing their finest sluttery, we knew 'twould be a pwnerous eve."

pwnerous by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008

pwnery 

n: the state of much pwning occurring; of a sexual or violent connotation; see also pwnage

"With all the slores up in the club last night, it was like shooting fish in a barrel. On the dance floor and back at the crib with these sluts, sheer pwnery."

"These billy badasses tried to step to us last night thinking they were hard. It was utter pwnery as we showed them just how soft they are."

pwnery by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008

slutted up 

adj: dressed in a slutty manner; for a female, dressed in such a way so as to "show of the goods" in order to attract billy badasses to get pwned by; see also tarted up

"Knowing she would be at the club that night, and yearning for any random billy badass's cack, Candi got slutted up for the night.

slutted up by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008

Slut Up 

imp: a derivation of Barney Stimpson's "Suit up!" (CBS's How I Met Your Mother); an imperative to put on one's sluttiest finery

"Barney told Robin to "Slut Up!"

Slut Up by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008

C-U-know what 

a way to spell "cunt" or "C-U-N-T" without having to spell the whole thing; a play on words

"I'm done with that C-U-know what. She's triflin."

C-U-know what by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008

wingpwn 

v:
a. to aid a friend in pwning slores; a play on "wingman"
b. to live vicariously through the pwning of slores by one's friends

n: play on "wingman"; one who aids in pwning slores

Billy: Hey Ace, since you ain't single no more, will you wingpwn for me tonight?
Ace: No doubt Broseph!

wingpwn by Adolf Oliver Bouchere May 27, 2008