Liam

Liam is a the worst friend I have ever had. Mail I am going to smack you with my purse. Friendship over.

Liam is a buttface

by Adieu October 09, 2020

Phlebotomist

The medical professional who steals the blood from your veins. (Aka, a real-life vampire)

That phlebotomist told me she couldn't get any blood from me because my vein kept rolling. (FYI, veins CANNOT roll)

by Adieu February 27, 2011

Needlestick

This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.

Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."

by Adieu February 27, 2011