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Definitions by Adelbert Steiner

A character called Adelbert Steiner from the videogame Final Fantasy IX. He is Captain of the Knights of Pluto and goes around shouting a lot. Nevertheless or perhaps by consequence he has a small cult following consisting of those who believe him to be God.

There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.
I am Adelbert Steiner and I will not work with you conniving thieves!

We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!
Steiner by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
An insect like creature found in the game Final Fantasy IX. They seem to be disgusting creatures, especially to Steiner. They make the sound 'gwok' and bounce around, generally providing comic relief. Examples include when Eiko puts an Oglop in the stew that Zidane eats and when Regent Cid Fabool of Lindblum gets turned into one by his wife.
Oooooh....whats that?....?....!...AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! Its an OGLOP!!! I HATE OGLOPS!!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
oglop by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
Badass dude from Final Fantasy IX. Has a pretty interesting developement as he turns from a selfish loner to a more helpful sort of loner. During the game he puzzles over Zidane's motivations.
Amarant with his claws and chakra skills is a strong fighter.

"Foolish. Picking fights with strangers in a place like this... I used to know someone like that. He was a loser... He refused to find beneficial ways to use his power. Instead, he'd seek out people to fight..." - Amarant Coral, in a veiled reference to himself.

"I see now why he won and I lost. I lost against his way of thinking" - Amarant, talking about Zidane
Amarant by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
The main villain of Final Fantasy IX. Some people thought he was a woman at first, even though he was labelled as 'Mystery Man'. Kuja is amazingly powerful, suffering only a small cut from a powerful attack from Bahamut. He also destroys a planet which Id like to see any other FF villain do.
No way! Kuja just beat the hell outta my level 60 party!!!
Kuja by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
Character designer for Final Fantasy 1-6 and 9. He also does the logos. His artwork can often be very impressive,
Whoah, the logo for FFXII rocks! Amano did it, and it looks like the devil upside down!
Amano by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

stiltzkin 

A cool lookin, cool talkin moogle in Final Fantasy IX. Makes a cameo in FFCC as well. Buy stuff off him at bargain prices.
Stiltzkin is so clever kupo! I wanna be just like him!
stiltzkin by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008
The morbidly obeice mother of the beautiful Princess Garnet in Final Fantasy IX. Naturally she isnt the legitimate mother. Brahne turns bad but is killed by Kuja who turns her own summon against her by using the Invincible (an airship).
That elephant woman Brahne is here again!

OMG, Brahne is hawwwt. Almost as hawt as Quina!
Brahne by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008