Definitions by Adam Zeldin

squat and surf 

To use a laptop computer connected to the internet whilst seated on the John.

Jon: Why were you so long in the bathroom?
Me: I was caught up in a nice session of squat and surf.

squat and surf by Adam Zeldin April 19, 2008

spreak 

A marriage of the words Spring and Break, colloquially used to refer to Spring Break.

Did you hear about Amy and Meg making out over Spreak?

Hey man, have you made plans for Spreak yet?

spreak by Adam Zeldin March 2, 2008