Definitions by Adam Schilling

brain-lag

The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.

Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."

brain-lag by Adam Schilling July 16, 2008

faded 

stoned, drunk, all around messed up

edwin sure was faded after that phat blunt.

faded by adam schilling November 10, 2002

brown eye 

butt hole

barry likes to stick his penis in paul's brown eye

brown eye by adam schilling November 10, 2002

meaning of life 

the meaning of life is to go fishing...for trout in my toilet.

paul figured out the meaning of life while he was in my bathroom pissing while he was thtoned

meaning of life by adam schilling November 10, 2002

after sex phone call 

just like it sounds a call made after sex

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

after sex phone call by adam schilling November 10, 2002