Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Adam Davis Hendricks III

pooh prodigy

1. A son of an expert, whom specializes in pooh pooh.

2. An apprentice of a pooh expert.

3. A pooh jedi.

One who socks (punches) a female in her twat because she was being a bitch.

#1: micheals mom was pissin me off!
#2: so what did you do?
#1: Lets just say i became a twat socker fast.

A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.

1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.

2. That party is going to be a dick village.

3. Nice dick village you faggots!

1. did you see that? that bitch got a tampon cannon!

2. BOOM! SPLAT! I just set off my tampon cannon!

When a female vagina has become too dirty for crabs, they get lobsters.

Adams mom got vaginal lobsters after deciding not to douche herself last month.